#i would kill for a trans francis but thats more au than headcanon

[krelboyne]

you know what. screw it. lgbt mitm headcanons because im gay:

malcolm was the first one to figure out that reese probably wasn't straight the second reese admitted "yeah, i don't really pay attention to the girls so much yknow? i focus on the guys so i can copy their techniques" during a dirty movie, as well as him asking "wait, girls don't have tails?"

malcolms first (admitted) celebrity male crush was gerard way

dewey figured out the term asexual online (figured out aromantic way later) at around 17 and that's what he started identifying as since

his parents at first were like "well. uh... crushes develop over time! you'll find love soon!" and he was like "im... im almost 18." of course they eventually grew out of this and started respecting it

when his brothers heard about it they were mostly like "you've... never thought a girl or a guy was hot? you never even wanted to kiss one? are you SURE? well alright i suppose they're distracting anyways"

francis had at least one (1) gay experience at the academy that place was festering with homoerotic tension he never talks about it though

reese came out as gay around his very early 20s, by that point nobody was really surprised

malcolm started questioning when he was around 16, but pushed those thoughts aside until he got to college due to fear of being bullied

he and his roommate became boyfriends and that's when he started identifying as bisexual (around the age of 19)

when he came out his family was mildly surprised, it was mostly his father that was like "but you still like women right?? so you will still marry a woman? do you date boys and girls at the same time? why bisexual?? why not pick one?" (he wasn't asking with the intent of being mean, he was confused but it was of course cleared up later)

hal is just a little 👌 bisexual, just a little, for burt reynolds specifically

malcolm and dewey are gnc kings this would never actually happen but it happened in my heart

reese and malcolm get kicked out of every gay bar for being too chaotic it's a tradition

malcolm had to go to his local GSA because at first he was very insecure and touchy about the whole subject, but now he has a very powerful "if you don't like me being bi then suck my ass" attitude

malcolm used what he learned from gsa to help out reese and dewey

francis has multiple "I LOVE MY GAY BROTHERS" tshirts because he is a very powerful ally who will kill anyone being slightly homophobic

hal and lois both have a "I LOVE MY GAY SONS" tshirt they are also very strong allies